Intrinsic Inquisition

Q773 Do i go in the secret intrence or the regualar intrence to find garatina in pokemon diamond

a773 The secret entrance will probably lead you to Giratina, but I have no idea what you're referring to.

Labs: How Do They Work?

Q612 Are there people in laboratories trying to make real pokemon?

Yeah, you know how scientists love to create new species for the sake of making them kill each other. This question isn't even funny; it's just a waste of electrons.

a612 Magic 8 Ball says: Maybe.

That Thing Pikachu Does

Q540 What is pikachu's attack off of pokemon

...there are plenty, but I can see why you're asking because the obscure names can be hard to remember. I mean, "Thunder Shock", "Thunder Wave", "Thunderbolt", and "Thunder" are so counter-intuitive.

a540 Pikachu's signature move is Thunderbolt.

Money (That's What I Want)

Q505 What would you want to do before defeating the pokemon league in version black?

Well, since you asked... I'd like to take a long walk on that digital beach before my enthusiasm for the main story line floats away with N. I'd also like to repeatedly stomp all over Bianca's Pokemon. And catch Kyurem. But that's just me.

a505 -Spoiler Alert- Stock up on Ultra Balls to catch Reshiram.

My Chap

Q445 When does Machap level up in Pokemon blue version

Although I appreciate that I often appear to be an asshole about spelling, grammar, and really just the English language in general, the meaning here is severely mangled. Does Asker mean "level up", or was he (most likely) looking for the verb "evolve"? Are we talking about MachaMp or MachOp? Whatever, here goes nothing:

a445 Machoke evolves into Machamp when traded.

None of the Above

Q423 Are pokemon heart gold and soul silver for gameboy advanced or gameboy color?

a423 Pokemon HeartGold and SoulSilver are for Nintendo DS.

From the Desk of Prof. Elm

Q411 Where can i find a trainer with chicorita in pokemon soulsilver

What on earth...? I mocked a similar inquiry, perhaps even from the same person, saying "You want to know where you can defeat a Chikorita?" YES. Yes this guy does. With a little investigation, it turns out that you cannot have Chikorita in your National Dex if you choose Cyndaquil. Yet even that cannot save the steaming turd that is this question. Ask a friend if they'll give you an egg that will hatch into one. Or, if you have no friends, ask the GTS for a Bayleef or Meganium, which are in your National Dex, and breed that on your own. Just accept this as a side-effect of a game that tries its best to encourage trading. Speaking of which, Chikorita is on Professor Elm's desk the whole time. He couldn't simply, you know, slip you a peek so you can obtain data for his own Pokedex? Yeah, screw you, Gamefreak.

a411 You must trade to have Chikorita in your National Dex.