The Newtwo Games

Q1132 is there any new pokemon games comming out

This poor fan must be living under a rock. Normally "is" would be the right verb, as Pokemon third entries typically involve just one game, but Nintendo threw us a curve ball, and Pokemon Black 2 and White 2 *are* on their way to us soon.

a1132 By the end of this year, Pokemon Black 2 and Pokemon White 2 will be released worldwide.

Poliwhere Now?

Q1019 Where can i trade my poliwag for a better pokemon in pokemon red?

What do you think, that there's some sort of used Pokemon dealership or something? Your best bet is to find a friend, seeing as there are 151 Pokemon in Red Version and only a small handful of in-game tra--. . . wait a minute, there's actually a useful answer to this question?! Color me surprised.

a1019 If you evolve Poliwag into Poliwhirl, you can trade it for a Jynx in Cerulean City.

Surge: Trash Picker

Q986 wat is the pattern to the switches n lt. surges gym n pokemon blue

Do you wish to play a video game or be spoon-fed cheesy dialogue? Look, everyone who's played the game knows that the only thing to do here is guess. In fact, IGN's FAQ declares guessing to be mandatory.

a986 Once you've found one switch, the other will be in an adjacent garbage can.

Uno: Unova

Q882 How do u get to other regions in pokemon white

Ya don't! HeartGold and SoulSilver is a rare treat, youngster. On a sidenote, Game Freak, please make a game with all the regions in it, or at least the five main-series regions. Pretty please?

a882 Unova is the only accessible region in Pokemon White.

Get Eggcited

Q853 How many eggs are in pokemon black?

Dude--just take a couple hundred more steps, and there'll be another egg. The game will keep obliging you so long as you're that bored. "Ah, it's you! We were raising your Pokemon, and my goodness we were surprised! Your Pokemon was holding an egg. We don't know how it got there, but your Pokemon had it. You do want it, don't you?" Such a clever old man. He knows exactly how it got there, and he's produced THOUSANDS.

a853 As many as you want.

Intrinsic Inquisition

Q773 Do i go in the secret intrence or the regualar intrence to find garatina in pokemon diamond

a773 The secret entrance will probably lead you to Giratina, but I have no idea what you're referring to.

Labs: How Do They Work?

Q612 Are there people in laboratories trying to make real pokemon?

Yeah, you know how scientists love to create new species for the sake of making them kill each other. This question isn't even funny; it's just a waste of electrons.

a612 Magic 8 Ball says: Maybe.